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"If
you do business with us, or even drive past
our store, you're probably wondering who the
heck “Redd” is. Is he a badly behaved
soldier who spent so much time scrubbing
toilet floors with toothbrushes that he
decided to start selling tiles? Is he a
talent-challenged mosaic artist who decided
that he could make more money selling the
tiles than using them in his art? Or is he
perhaps the rich granddaddy who bankrolled
this business and demanded that his name live
on forever? Well, the god-honest truth is that
Redd, Thomas Redd that is, doesn't really
exist - well not in the metaphysical sense of
the word anyways. You see, when I was a boy,
my pop was an army officer. So we moved around
some, from this army base to the next. During
junior high we travelled everywhere from the
east coast to the west coast, north to south.
It was just my maw and paw, my three older
sisters and me. As you can guess, we moved
around so much that I never got to have any
real friends. So one day, when I was about 10
or so, my granddaddy (bless his soul), came
out to Milwaukee to visit, and found me
a-crying cos my sister Bess wouldn't play
Superheroes with me. After quieting me down,
he said this to me: "Son, you've got all
the friends you need right here," and he
tapped his head. "Right there inside you
is Superhero so great, he's stronger than
Superman, faster than Flash, and brighter than
Batman. Why, his name is Thomas Redd, and his
power is that he can do anything you want him
to." Well, as I grew up, I always took ol'
Thomas Redd with me, in my mind when I was a
kid, and in my heart after granddad passed on
in '84.
When
I came of age, I went to work with one of the
largest tile wholesalers in the South. Me and
Thom, we got to learn everything there was to
know about tiles in the thirty years we spent
there. So when I came to your beautiful
country to live out here with my daughter and
decided to start a business doing what I do
best, yep, selling tiles, I decided to call it
Redd Tile, to honour the Superhero who's
stronger than Superman, faster than Flash, and
brighter than Batman - Thomas Redd. When you
come to my store, remember that my employees
know everything there is to know about tiles.
And what they don't know, they just get on the
horn and ask me, or my good buddy Thomas Redd.
So even though there's no romantic legend of
Thomas Redd, you know that his name is carried
proudly and that you'll get the best advice
and deals on your tiles. Come on in and talk
to us at Redd Tile -
we're the Tile
Superheroes!"
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